^ open wallet?
>> "ah! somebody must've dropped their wallet..."
>> "i should look to see if i can return it to them!"
^ close wallet?
>> "woah!!! that's a lot of stuff."
>> "let's see if i can find anything about the owner..."
^ about me
interests ⌄
dni + fyi ^
find me ⌄
>> you find an ID card, belonging to someone named "NEO."
MORE ABOUT ME !
- chronic reposter on my twt, sometimes a yapper
- i've seen bts 2x, atz, skz (tubatu, u WILL be next.)
- for my fellow bg3ers, i have a strawpage for my tavs!
- forever supporter of ot7 bts & enha, ot5 txt, and ot8 atz !!(also that’s not actually me on the id card LMAO just a internet persona i made! gotta stay #anonymous)
>> you find a lot of photocards and stickers.
>> most of the stuff here is kpop, though you can see some other interests in the mix.
MY K-POP/K-INDIE FAVS !
bts, ateez, txt, enhypen, stray kids, the rose, woodz, dean, newjeans, illit, seventeen, iu
MY BIASES !
j-hope, suga, mingi, hongjoong, yeonjun, taehyun, heeseung, jake, jay, bangchan, i.n, changbin, seungmin
>> but like… seriously, there's a lot of stuff in here.
>> how can they all fit in this tiny wallet?
MY NON-KPOP FAVS !
sleep token, ethel cain, the weeknd, paramore, deftones, one direction, dpr ian, hozier, babymetal, zayn, bad omens, pierce the veil, dayseeker, sugarcane, cup of joe, skryptonite
MY OTHER INTERESTS !
bg3, d:bh, rdr2, spn, twau, spiderverse, alta, blue eye samurai, lads, dispatch
MY FICTIONAL FAVS !
astarion, wyll, shadowheart, sam winchester, castiel, bigby, sokka, toph, zuko, mizu, xavier, robert robertson
>> of course, you find a couple of bucks in here.
>> american currency, counting to a total of...19 dollars.
DNI !
if ur racist, queerphobic, a generative ai user, a proshipper, enha ot6 (or if u leave out members of any of my favs), an akgae/solo, an serious idol/celeb shipper (not just for fun/joking), or a fan of either of these:
- cazstar (cazador x astarion)
- raphstarion (raphael x astarion)
- wincest (dean x sam winchester)
- ascended astarion (esp if u believe this is his true ending/he loves tav)
FYI !
i don’t talk about or engage a lot with nsfw/smut stuff, but if ur below 16, proceed with caution anyway!!i’m very shy with dming, but i’d love to talk if u reach out first lol. i curse a lot, make kms jokes sometimes, make a lot of typos. i call ppl bro, girl, dude regardless of gender. i talk about my favs in a romantic lighting, but i don’t ACTUALLY mean it in that way like u get me? 😭also i practice the art of ✨minding my own business✨ on the internet, so sometimes i don’t know a lot about most fandom discourse unless i see/hear about it from moots. so PLS respectfully educate me if i misunderstand/engage with anything unsavory!
>> you find a very eye-catching credit card.
>> it has a cinnamoroll design!! super cute!!
USERS !
discord user : neodditys
insta user : neoddity_
twt user : neoddity_
steam user : neoddity_
rockstar user : neoddity
pinterest user : neoddity
GAME USERS !
rhythm hive : 2656392701054470 (neoddity)
enha world : LVH3BM50 (NEO)
bts island : neoddity
^ reopen wallet?
>> "so, NEO is her name... "
>> "i'll hand this over to the authorities so they can find her quickly!"
